why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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