Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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