you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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