i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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