are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
my liver is dry heaving
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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