I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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