the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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