is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Randomize