Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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