tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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