But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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