I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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