they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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