We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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