Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
