the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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