I'm jealous of your bromance
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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