True but thats because hes a fetus.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Enjoy the penises
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
