Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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