"son, i pulled you over because you were swerving all over the raod."
"of course i was, i dropped my joint in my lap and i was trying to put it out by pouring my beer on it."
12:17, dont be such a bitch. people can have similar jokes. just because you have no life and have read every single text on here doesnt mean everyone else has.
If you're gonna go down, might as well go down in style. I mean c'mon, how legendary would this status update be-- "Joe Schmo is updating his status from a cop car. Yep, that's right...DUI boooom"
i dont see why this would be a fake! shit happens when you party naked, and most of the time you want to update your facebook so that you remember about it the next day. Although this person will probably having no trouble remembering he/she was charged with a DUI
It doesn't have to be fake. A week ago my friends got out a DUI when he was with me after they found an empty beer can in his car... AND he blew.
Don't ask me how that happened.
7:11 she asked the cop when she had been pulled over when she was in the proces of being pulled over. like she for got that she had been pulled over and was asking him when it had happened
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