when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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