You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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