He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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