i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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