Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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