Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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