Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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