I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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