I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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