So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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