Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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