That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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