Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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