Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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