i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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