:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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