We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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