no. you can't hotbox the world.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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