We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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