Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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