Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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