Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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