I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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