so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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