Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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