How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Terrible idea I love it
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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