Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
