bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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