I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You're so nebulous sometimes
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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