fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
sarcasm needs its own font
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
i need to put some appletini on your dick
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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