And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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