Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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