told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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