The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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