Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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