wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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