I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
this hospital has no fireball
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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