Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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