I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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