I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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